“We are excited to announce that we are tearing down Scott Stadium to build a giant parking garage,” Broke said. “This new garage will give us the space we need to profit from all of our football fans.”
In the process of mustering the strength to get up and face the day, I enter a drawn-out grieving period full of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance — and I grieve the sleep I just lost.
Recently, the University has come out with shocking news that is leaving students either amazed or confused. A U.Va representative has announced that the University will be taking to the skies in what has now been dubbed “Project Higher Education.”
The energy inside of the White Spot was tense as University President Jim Ryan met with the Board of Visitors there late last night in an emergency meeting to discuss the future of The Corner amongst a new threat — Raising Cane’s.
In college, some people work hard on their studies, others spend their nights out partying, and — the lucky amongst us — manage to fall in love and maybe even begin dating someone.
After I received that ruthless feedback on the article, my roommate randomly stumbled upon a website announcing the annual CavMan interest meeting conveniently scheduled for the next day. “I’m going,” I announced.
I never knew that my hotness could affect the weather, but the past few weeks have proven otherwise.
I think that I should share some of my advice on how someone experiencing their villain era can go about expressing themselves at U.Va.
Everyone is wondering about everyone — are you working? Is it an internship? How did you get the job? Are you a nepo baby? Or did you spend this past summer simply rotting on the couch?
If you’re shuddering with terror at the responsibility to help yourself succeed, here’s a list on how to still not write that paper.
The University Programs Council released an announcement on their Instagram page Friday that they intend to make their future programs less appealing to the student body.
For those of us who have to spend our summers working 9 to 5, summer might not be as relaxing as we would like. But, do not despair! I’m here to give you a step-by-step guide on how to make your summer job the highlight of your college career.
From the 130-decibel mini jackhammer to the disturbed UNESCO employee, U.Va.’s new Lego collection represents the best parts of the University.
I humbly present to the UGuides, and to you, the reader — but mainly to the UGuides, my suggestions for further sights that should be included on Tours of the University
Whatever the AFC is to you, there is undoubtedly a pattern you see when you go.
Google Translate is a popular tool among language learners, but I do not trust it. I came up with a different tactic. Whenever I could not say something in French, I looked down at the sidewalk and fidgeted, muttering, “Je suis timide.”
My top five first-year farewells will either make you cry, or laugh so hard you won't notice that you're crying.
Despite reading the pages on the Finals Weekend website several times and scrolling through a slew of graduation pictures on Instagram — which I unironically will be adding to soon as well — I don’t have a very clear idea of what to expect.
It’s the magic of that thing called puberty and the realization that you are just an insignificant blob in the infinite universe that really changes how you live your life.
Formal emails force us to visit an underused section of our mental dictionaries, using words other than “ok lmk” or “r u going tn?” and actually spelling out “tomorrow.”
