I bet you’ve already forgotten my name while reading this article, and I’m the one who wrote it. The problem really is all around us.
While it may seem like a never-ending battle, there are some surprisingly funny things to look forward to while you're deep in the trenches of finals fiasco madness.
If you are reading this, you are probably pathetically weak. I mean this in a completely kind and respectful manner, but I know what you are like.
I — a seasoned investigator and journalist ever since my attempt at solving the CavMan mystery — have snuck into The Cavalier Daily archives to discover the unpublished stories of the Love Connection page.
Chances are you will possibly develop a crush sometime in your life. So, buckle up and hold on to your rose-tinted glasses — we are diving in!
This morning, an alleged U.Va. official has stated that we are in a state of emergency as beloved CavMan seems to have disappeared.
If you aren’t a fourth-year, you can stop reading now. But if you are a fourth-year, firstly I apologize, and secondly please keep reading for your own health and safety.
Sometimes, whether we have a social life or not, it can be hard to exist without feeling self-conscious about not having friends when doing things like eating or walking to class. But in times like these, it isn’t about whether you actually have friends or not — it’s about whether other people think you have friends.
It's time to unravel the enigma of the missing sock phenomenon, one that has left laundry-doers across the globe scratching their heads and feet in equal frustration.
Bodo's regulars and first-timers alike were surprised to find that a new breakfast sandwich had been added to the menu Monday morning. This limited edition item is a 10-layer tower of bagel, cheese, protein and all the fixings that goes by the name of "Bagel — Taylor's Version"
Few things are of practical use when they are archaic and mammoth sized — certainly, textbooks, the Taco Bell in your minifridge and your personal grudges have absolutely no business being either. But archaic and mammoth sized vocabulary, on the other hand, is an art.
Always ahead of its time, U.Va. has become the first public university in the United States to switch its semester-based grading system into a marketplace of GPA dollars (GPD).
In a surprising move, the University has announced that it will be replacing its beloved Cavalier mascot with squirrels.
It's fine for the first five minutes while your TA shuffles papers and 20 other pairs of eyebags settle into their chairs. And then the peaceful silence of the class is bombarded by That One Kid Who Won't Just Shut Up.
In an effort to make the show more relatable to inlanders and your average guy, season four of "Outer Banks" will be filmed right here in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Similar to anthropologists decoding ancient scripts, college students have for ages tried to fathom the true meanings behind certain oft-repeated phrases.
As most of you already know, starting October 26th, most of U.Va. was engaged in Halloweekend festivities. And, if you didn’t know that, reach out to me. I’m genuinely curious as to what went through some people’s heads when they saw the hordes of “sexy clown” costumes pass by them on the Corner more than three days before Halloween.
Just as you are about to start googling jobs that do not require a college degree, you hear a banging sound on the window next to you. It's your class crush and they are somehow ugly now! Oh no! The zombie apocalypse is here.
Facing pressure from outraged alumni commenting on every Virginia-sports-affiliated social media account and despondent students, Coach Tony Elliot finally let it slip — the record is actually a ritual sacrifice to ACC commissioner James J. Phillips.
“First signs of consciousness have been reported in the meat before the Weener mark,” board member and Halloween director of Observatory Hill dining Morgan Mimer said. “With bigger, faster, and uglier pieces of meat than ever before, this Halloween will be one to remember.”
