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Go nuts for U.Va.!

In a surprising move, the University has announced that it will be replacing its beloved Cavalier mascot with squirrels.


Parents were left scandalized when a horde of Commerce students descended upon the Lawn at around 6:15 p.m.
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Recap of Halloweekend 2023

As most of you already know, starting October 26th, most of U.Va. was engaged in Halloweekend festivities. And, if you didn’t know that, reach out to me. I’m genuinely curious as to what went through some people’s heads when they saw the hordes of “sexy clown” costumes pass by them on the Corner more than three days before Halloween.


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Grieving my Loss… of Sleep

In the process of mustering the strength to get up and face the day, I enter a drawn-out grieving period full of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance — and I grieve the sleep I just lost.


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BREAKING — U.Va First School In The Sky

Recently, the University has come out with shocking news that is leaving students either amazed or confused. A U.Va representative has announced that the University will be taking to the skies in what has now been dubbed “Project Higher Education.”


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They broke up with you — now what?

In college, some people work hard on their studies, others spend their nights out partying, and — the lucky amongst us — manage to fall in love and maybe even begin dating someone.


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I am not an angry man

After I received that ruthless feedback on the article, my roommate randomly stumbled upon a website announcing the annual CavMan interest meeting conveniently scheduled for the next day. “I’m going,” I announced.


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All University students are required to live on Grounds in their first year, but they have many on and off-Grounds housing options going into their second year. Students face immense pressure to decide on housing as soon as possible, and this high demand has strained the capacities of both on and off-Grounds accommodations. Lauren Seeliger and Brandon Kile, two third-year Cavalier Daily News writers, discuss the impact of the student housing frenzy on both University students and the Charlottesville community.