From the 130-decibel mini jackhammer to the disturbed UNESCO employee, U.Va.’s new Lego collection represents the best parts of the University.
I humbly present to the UGuides, and to you, the reader — but mainly to the UGuides, my suggestions for further sights that should be included on Tours of the University
Whatever the AFC is to you, there is undoubtedly a pattern you see when you go.
Google Translate is a popular tool among language learners, but I do not trust it. I came up with a different tactic. Whenever I could not say something in French, I looked down at the sidewalk and fidgeted, muttering, “Je suis timide.”
My top five first-year farewells will either make you cry, or laugh so hard you won't notice that you're crying.
Despite reading the pages on the Finals Weekend website several times and scrolling through a slew of graduation pictures on Instagram — which I unironically will be adding to soon as well — I don’t have a very clear idea of what to expect.
It’s the magic of that thing called puberty and the realization that you are just an insignificant blob in the infinite universe that really changes how you live your life.
Formal emails force us to visit an underused section of our mental dictionaries, using words other than “ok lmk” or “r u going tn?” and actually spelling out “tomorrow.”
I don’t mean to scare you away from dating. Just caution you. So here’s a list — just one person’s opinion — of the five guys you should avoid this spring.
It’s that time of year! The sun is shining, the pollen is flowing, the Lawn is packed — the Lawn is packed! — I appreciate you if you get the Finding Nemo reference.
To those heroic Hoos going through it, here are some helpful steps to tackle your procrastination — especially the work you are supposed to be doing right now instead of reading this article.
The levels, each with their uniquely jarring fluorescent lighting, provide a means to psychoanalyze the students who study there—don’t fret, I’m qualified- I took AP Psych in high school.
Recently, there has been an epidemic swiping through NOVA — the extension epidemic. No, I’m not talking about hair extensions. I’m talking about assignment extensions.
We all have certain “characters” in our lives. The people who are not necessarily friends of yours —you might not even know their name —but people you see often. So often, that they are not necessarily strangers, but rather characters.
To all those daylight saving haters, here I present a few compelling reasons that will surely change your stance.
So instead of getting a therapist, I figured I could work through all of these emotions by writing letters to the sources of my problems. It’s cheaper and less traumatic! Win-win.
So, before you decide to stop reading this article and go fall asleep, I present to you my three-step process for quitting. Napping that is. Not your job. I assume no accountability for that.
Enough’s enough. We walk around Thomas Jeferson’s academic village daily with the audacity, no, the gall, to continually ignore the people who really matter. We let these gods amongst men go about their days with no knowledge of how important they truly are to the rest of the student body. That ends now.
As students hit their groove for the spring and the famous Pennsylvania groundhog dooms us all to six more weeks of winter, I think it is important to reflect on some teachings from non-academically competitive critters.
U.Va. Dine took to social media earlier this week to announce the upcoming release of “The Pav: A U.Va. Dine Fragrance.” U.Va. Dine characterizes “The Pav” as a scent of nostalgia and guarantee — one that empowers the wearer to attract the Subway Lover and the Chick-Fil-A Fiend alike.
