Do you feel that concentration of muscle in a tight bundle under your right shoulder? There is a name for it. No, not graduation, that is the knot under your left shoulder. This one is called adulthood.
The Committee has begun introducing even more new sanctions, this time with an emphasis on how honor plays out in public spaces.
“It’s dead,” she cried. A death? I leaned forward. Now this was intriguing. “What’s dead?” I pressed. A grade? A dream? True love? “My best friend’s New Year's resolution."
The new system will replace all existing study abroad programs beginning in January 2024.
Background check after background check has revealed each congressional representative's dirty little secrets.
So on that fateful day when I saw that sign, my knees buckled at the thought of the turmoil this change would cause.
With their hosts of weird characters and specific nostalgia that can only be described as “Christmas if it actually snowed in December,” these shows have made their mark on the holiday season — but like all things on Earth, they don’t matter unless they can be applied to U.Va. students. Obviously.
If your emotional support short friend has gone missing, here are three ways to get them back. Santa will not miss them.
After consulting expert gift-receivers, I have compiled a survival guide to receiving gifts this holiday season. From social etiquette rules to thank-you note ideas, this manual contains everything you need to have the perfect reaction to every present you unwrap this winter.
Thankfully for you, the gods have spoken to me, and they have shown me, in stone tablet form, the most effective ways to get a grade raised.
Similar to your sleep paralysis demon, stress about enrollment comes in the night but plagues you for a lifetime. But fear not young class takers, for I have solutions for you.
Below, I have listed three tried and tested tips and tricks to rediscovering yourself after your toxic relationship with your exams.
On Friday, the Swifties at U.Va., a relatively new but also exceptionally loud CIO, were spotted in billowing lavender and sky blue polka-dotted pants secured to their waists by green suspenders that had painted snakes running down them
I bet you’ve already forgotten my name while reading this article, and I’m the one who wrote it. The problem really is all around us.
While it may seem like a never-ending battle, there are some surprisingly funny things to look forward to while you're deep in the trenches of finals fiasco madness.
If you are reading this, you are probably pathetically weak. I mean this in a completely kind and respectful manner, but I know what you are like.
I — a seasoned investigator and journalist ever since my attempt at solving the CavMan mystery — have snuck into The Cavalier Daily archives to discover the unpublished stories of the Love Connection page.
Chances are you will possibly develop a crush sometime in your life. So, buckle up and hold on to your rose-tinted glasses — we are diving in!
This morning, an alleged U.Va. official has stated that we are in a state of emergency as beloved CavMan seems to have disappeared.
If you aren’t a fourth-year, you can stop reading now. But if you are a fourth-year, firstly I apologize, and secondly please keep reading for your own health and safety.
