This morning, an alleged U.Va. official has stated that we are in a state of emergency as beloved CavMan seems to have disappeared.
If you aren’t a fourth-year, you can stop reading now. But if you are a fourth-year, firstly I apologize, and secondly please keep reading for your own health and safety.
Sometimes, whether we have a social life or not, it can be hard to exist without feeling self-conscious about not having friends when doing things like eating or walking to class. But in times like these, it isn’t about whether you actually have friends or not — it’s about whether other people think you have friends.
It's time to unravel the enigma of the missing sock phenomenon, one that has left laundry-doers across the globe scratching their heads and feet in equal frustration.
Bodo's regulars and first-timers alike were surprised to find that a new breakfast sandwich had been added to the menu Monday morning. This limited edition item is a 10-layer tower of bagel, cheese, protein and all the fixings that goes by the name of "Bagel — Taylor's Version"
Few things are of practical use when they are archaic and mammoth sized — certainly, textbooks, the Taco Bell in your minifridge and your personal grudges have absolutely no business being either. But archaic and mammoth sized vocabulary, on the other hand, is an art.
Always ahead of its time, U.Va. has become the first public university in the United States to switch its semester-based grading system into a marketplace of GPA dollars (GPD).
In a surprising move, the University has announced that it will be replacing its beloved Cavalier mascot with squirrels.
It's fine for the first five minutes while your TA shuffles papers and 20 other pairs of eyebags settle into their chairs. And then the peaceful silence of the class is bombarded by That One Kid Who Won't Just Shut Up.
In an effort to make the show more relatable to inlanders and your average guy, season four of "Outer Banks" will be filmed right here in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Similar to anthropologists decoding ancient scripts, college students have for ages tried to fathom the true meanings behind certain oft-repeated phrases.
As most of you already know, starting October 26th, most of U.Va. was engaged in Halloweekend festivities. And, if you didn’t know that, reach out to me. I’m genuinely curious as to what went through some people’s heads when they saw the hordes of “sexy clown” costumes pass by them on the Corner more than three days before Halloween.
Just as you are about to start googling jobs that do not require a college degree, you hear a banging sound on the window next to you. It's your class crush and they are somehow ugly now! Oh no! The zombie apocalypse is here.
Facing pressure from outraged alumni commenting on every Virginia-sports-affiliated social media account and despondent students, Coach Tony Elliot finally let it slip — the record is actually a ritual sacrifice to ACC commissioner James J. Phillips.
“First signs of consciousness have been reported in the meat before the Weener mark,” board member and Halloween director of Observatory Hill dining Morgan Mimer said. “With bigger, faster, and uglier pieces of meat than ever before, this Halloween will be one to remember.”
As your self-appointed relationship therapist/life-coach/fairy godmother — I wear many hats — I have compiled a list of individuals you should maybe steer clear of as you try to find ‘the one’ this winter.
It's all fun and games until you're trying to dodge squirrels while texting. Any regular Veo user knows there is a fine line between making your 8:00 a.m. and becoming a contestant on Wipeout.
If you are one of the many students struggling to churn out a passable product in a timely fashion and seem to be getting stuck with your work at every turn, have no fear!
So, without further ado, here are my top four reasons to stop hating on Rookie’s and to start hating on Greenberry’s Coffee Co. instead.
“We are excited to announce that we are tearing down Scott Stadium to build a giant parking garage,” Broke said. “This new garage will give us the space we need to profit from all of our football fans.”
