You may be wondering why I always played an almost invisible background character. But, you see, it turns out I had been training for a role I had set my eyes on for my whole life.
Allow me to try to convince you, dear readers, of the illegitimacy of positions so long praised by ambitious University students.
The University’s squirrels, much like us students, embody the essence of collegiate life, exuding personality, vitality and scholarship — albeit in a furry form.
Our saga commences with a bright-eyed student, brimming with zeal as they prepare to embark on their inaugural voyage into the depths of Shannon Library.
In light of underwhelming options, I came up with a few of my own for those of us who need something to celebrate.
Looking back, I made the mistake of letting others choose my nickname for me. To protect you from this life of regret, I am here to guide you through the delicate process of earning yourself an awesome nickname.
As announced by the University Registrar, students closing out the University’s 195th academic term will be required to compete in a series of athletic events before Valedictory Exercises.
Have no fear — by using these three printers and methods for guilt-free free printing, you will be back to killing trees in no time.
For those suffering through group work this semester, here are three tips for getting your classmates to put in a single grain of work.
For the brave hearts yearning to spill their romantic beans, I present to you a crazy and totally unique three-step guide to ace confessing to your crushes.
Four prospective bids for the Flubba Kappa Wubba sorority were sent to the hospital late last month after being subjected to below freezing temperatures during their rush activities. Now that the four victims of the freezing weather festivities have been released from urgent care, we here at The Cavalier Daily spoke to them to get the inside scoop.
Since Valentine's Day is right around the corner, it is crucial that we find your soulmate as soon as possible. After all, how are you supposed to show all of your two Instagram followers that you are perfect and amazing if you don't soft launch your relationship with someone unidentifiable on the day of love?
Do you feel that concentration of muscle in a tight bundle under your right shoulder? There is a name for it. No, not graduation, that is the knot under your left shoulder. This one is called adulthood.
The Committee has begun introducing even more new sanctions, this time with an emphasis on how honor plays out in public spaces.
“It’s dead,” she cried. A death? I leaned forward. Now this was intriguing. “What’s dead?” I pressed. A grade? A dream? True love? “My best friend’s New Year's resolution."
The new system will replace all existing study abroad programs beginning in January 2024.
Background check after background check has revealed each congressional representative's dirty little secrets.
So on that fateful day when I saw that sign, my knees buckled at the thought of the turmoil this change would cause.
With their hosts of weird characters and specific nostalgia that can only be described as “Christmas if it actually snowed in December,” these shows have made their mark on the holiday season — but like all things on Earth, they don’t matter unless they can be applied to U.Va. students. Obviously.
If your emotional support short friend has gone missing, here are three ways to get them back. Santa will not miss them.
