I'VE FINALLY figured out how to make a million dollars. Wait, scratch that - make it a billion. I've decided to patent online banking, or maybe online newspapers.
AS ONE might well expect, the Senate's rejection of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty last week prompted an explosion of anger both here and abroad.
THIS COLUMN isn't about politics at all. Well, that's not exactly true, but I didn't want you to stop reading after the first sentence.
MOST STUDENTS at this University would agree that more knowledge is better than less. After all, we are all pursuing a college education.
ONE MIGHT have expected a packed stadium. After all, just last week an e-mail was sent to all students, warning that the available student seats might fill up quickly.
HELPING my 10-year-old cousin with her fifth-grade final project was not the breeze I had anticipated it to be.
I BELIEVE it was Shakespeare's Juliet who quipped some delightful balrderdash about names and how they don't matter.
THE UNITED States Department of Education estimates that 2.2 million elementary and secondary teachers will need to be hired in the next decade.
THANKS TO the foot-chewing antics of Board of Visitors member Terence P. Ross, the University recently descended into a deep pit of controversy regarding the status of affirmative action.
IMAGINE if you didn't need any ID to get into a football game, write a check, or get a passport.
NEITHER the Board of Visitors' proposed summer program to help out disadvantaged students nor the current policy for affirmative action is sufficient to ensure a diverse, knowledgeable student body and a fair application process. The new program would bring disadvantaged students to the University for two weeks every summer, beginning with eighth grade.
EVERYONE knows who Christopher Columbus is and why we honor him. He is celebrated for "discovering" the New World.
A FOCUSED look at The Cavalier Daily's sports section is overdue. Part of the delay is that so much of what the sports editors and writers produce is so good that I often find it difficult to make any remarks other than -- good job!
FOR THOSE who find the prospect of a corporate position at best, mind numbing, and at worst, morally depraved, there exist a number of alternatives.
I SEE THEM running all the time. They're yelling in unison, grimacing and sweating. They aren't having much fun and, in their time off, they complain about all the work they have to put in to make it.
EVEN WITH sunglasses, I still barely could see. My eyes throbbed as I squinted, translucent pearls formed on my forehead, my shirt stuck to me like overcooked pancakes to an ungreased frying pan.
CAMPAIGN finance once again is on the front burner of the American political consciousness. On Tuesday the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in a campaign finance case stemming from Missouri's state contribution limits.
THERE is nothing quite like the feeling you get when you help someone less fortunate than yourself.
RACE HAS become a dirty word at the University these days. In recent news concerning admissions policies, the presence of racial preference has created more bitter conflict and name-calling than constructive discussion.
ACADEMICAL village, schmacademical village - who really believes in it anymore? I mean, there are myths and there are myths.
