DEAR FIRST-YEAR students, Guess what? You're the new guys, so that makes you inferior. This is a social fact that you will want to keep in mind as you interact with your upper class friends and acquaintances that are more knowledgeable, even-tempered and intelligent than you are.
AS THE new school year approaches we begin to build expectations for the future, and build on experiences of the past.
A STUDENT'S first year at the University is the most difficult and eventually rewarding one he will face.
I CANNOT know whether any advice that I might humbly offer now is worth more than if I were fresh out of my first year.
I WAS CUT from the U.Va. Club Water Polo team. To the best of my knowledge, last year was the first time in the history of the University that the Water Polo team made cuts. It was nice to make history, and in all due fairness, I had never swam competitively or played water polo before last year.
TOMORROW the move is official. A couple signatures, a handshake or two and my parents will finally put to bed weeks of quiet anxiety and a final couple days of furious packing.
I CAN SAY that I was on ESPN my first year at the University of Virginia. It was the nationally televised football game between the Cavaliers and perennially-evil Florida State.
SURE, EVERYONE KNOWS about that thing with the dome and the big patch of grass in front of it. But what about the other places in and around Grounds?
AS IMPORTANT as the discovery of alien life forms may appear to be, this should not be a priority of the United States government. The House space science subcommittee heard testimony from experts on the possibility of extraterrestrial life on such gaseous planets of Jupiter and Uranus and in distant galaxies.
AS THE first anniversary of the crash of Air France Flight AF4560 over Paris approaches, the famous airliner has made its way to the sky once more.
IT HAS been part of our civilization for thousands of years, and also has been abused since the beginning.
SOME PALESTINIANS seem content to sacrifice their children for a political cause. In a twisted irony, many are willing to have their children fall as martyrs in order to achieve a lasting Palestinian state.
WARNER Bros. is in big trouble. Apparently, in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," Harry is shown riding a broomstick the wrong way.
I AM BOTH pro-life and diabetic. Until now, these two perspectives did not come into contact with one another to any significant degree. However, the accelerating controversy over whether to provide federal funding for embryonic stem cell research has forced me - much as it has forced others across the country - to consider a number of philosophical and practical questions.
DAVID Satcher lived his first three years as surgeon general in relative anonymity. He wrote reports on mental health, suicide and smoking, none of which were received as controversial.
JULY 4, 2001 was disgraceful. It's hardly a day of independence when honorable men and women aren't entitled to this freedom.
LAST WEEK, Jersey City Mayor Bret Schundler won the Republican primary in New Jersey's governor's race over former Rep.
WHEN IN the course of human events, it becomes necessary for Washingtonians to dissolve the Political Bands ... Not being a Washingtonian - except by sympathy and affection - I don't have a right to declare the District's independence.
SINCE December, five U.S. professors traveling in China have been detained. The Chinese have held them on counts ranging from divulging "state secrets" to espionage, giving their families and the United States little information about their whereabouts or the charges they face.
HOW SAD it is when women trade in their pedestal in order to become the butt of men's jokes." This quote, spoken by modern - and unconventional - feminist Wendy Shalit in her book A Return To Modesty, may seem absurd and ungrounded in our age of "liberated," independent women.
